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Vanessa Gonzales, 18, one time my dad told me I was funny so I started a blog. feel free to follow. I'm cool, ask anyone.
      
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Whenever someone says to me “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? “

YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT

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hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

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